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[28 Dec 2006|04:44pm]
lindsey bick is a whore
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[24 May 2006|06:07pm]
i love lori thomas
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[18 Mar 2006|04:01pm]
I sure do hate a lot of you guys.
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[26 Feb 2006|11:24am]
if you feel like i feel i got half of your dime.
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[14 Feb 2006|04:11pm]
this just in


im going to see the wu-tang clan on sunday
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[12 Feb 2006|10:35am]
Current mood: pissed off
Current music: Iron Maiden - The Trooper

MAN POINTS
dude,
if you dont like man points
stop fucking whining about it
and then die
because they are never going anywhere, so deal with it.
Man points are the greatest system for keeping men manly and keeping them from going soft.
If all you girls had your way every guy would shave his legs and care about your feelings, but there are a few men left in this world that who still care about the real things in life.

Beer.
Wrestling.
Maiden.
If you dont like one or any of those things, then you arent a man and you have no say in anything, especially the rulings of man points.
So, we would greatly appreciate it if you would stop your bitching and kill yourself if you dont like the point system.
And thats the bottom line because stone cold said so.

Wade wrote that on June 29th 2004....life is still good
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digital underground rules!!!!!!! [30 Jan 2006|10:12pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | digital underground- the humpty dance ]

"i like to rhyme, i like my beats funky, im spunky, i like my oatmeal funky"

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friends [29 Jan 2006|02:43pm]
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how i feel about life [28 Jan 2006|11:49pm]
listen buddy, i dont know whos got the fuckin pick..but you've ruined it for everybody. no more d buddy, fuck you
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[20 Jan 2006|06:44am]
when then afroman went through the white land, houses went up for sale
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[01 Jan 2006|12:23pm]
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing ta fuck with
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[20 Nov 2005|09:34pm]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | bloodhound gang-hell yeah ]

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

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yeah, im the man [13 Oct 2005|06:41pm]
[ mood | nervous ]
[ music | kids like us- gator smash ]

im getting ready for raider roar. hopefully i won homecoming king.

and im a stone cold pimp

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[29 Jun 2005|04:01pm]
im still in love with you boy!
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[03 Apr 2005|12:10am]
I want the world to know if my life couldnt be any worse before friday made it offically shitty. First i had to leave my position at Sonnys i kinda quit and was kinda fired ya know its complicated. and second the love of my fucking life, the most beautiful girl ive ever known, the one girl who throught it all always made me happy passed away. Im talking about Myra the cat Wiltsey of course. So if theres anything else in my life that i enjoy or love or anything else that i would miss if it was gone i wish the evil forces who hate me now would just take them. Then the pope dies. whats a catholic to do. If everything happens for a reason then this reason blows. I want my old life back. I want myra to lick me with her sandpaper tounge to wake me up. and although i hated it then i would trade it all for one more chance to shovel a squirrel she killed from the garage to the sewer.


Myra
2000-2005
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[19 Mar 2005|10:13am]
[ mood | dead ]
[ music | WWF theme-Oddities (performed by the Insane Clown Posse ]

Im still the man. It has been confirmed. Peace out World

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john masters: the man [07 Mar 2005|11:29pm]
FullCollapse2688 [11:27 PM]: i'm sorry but i cannot fuck the shit out of someone who has bigger muscles than me
FullCollapse2688 [11:27 PM]: and proably a bigger dick
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oh yes oh yes oh god yes [06 Mar 2005|10:14pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | jay-z-girls, girls, girls ]

i just want everybody to know i am about to start working on my new rap cd which will be out sometime around late April. its going to be 5 new songs and nigga for life the all time classic

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[04 Mar 2005|03:11pm]
[ mood | envious ]
[ music | everytime i die-i been gone a long time ]

Only the lonesome love me;
only the careless can handle me
-ETID

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Orange Park for life [03 Mar 2005|10:19pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | Saturday Night Live ]

In the next couple of days im getting something pretty sweet. I can't tell anybody yet but ill show everybody after i have it. I have no weekend plans as of yet but i do know one things. I have some of the coolest friends in the fucking world. Im also lucky to belong to the orange park dude squad, the coolest group of mother fuckers in the world.



"Were violent and were sexy;
so watch your back and girlfriend,
cuz were coming after both"

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